• Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
  • : 10 minutes go by
  • Mom: are you ready yet?????
  • Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
  • Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

78,683 notes

This is my pet now.
BE JEALOUS.

This is my pet now.

BE JEALOUS.

5,595 notes